Kangaroos
- Alex: c++ is fucking retarded
- me: sounds like it. damn
- Alex: it's like a bunch of kangaroos got smoked heroin
- and took a nice sane language like c
- and said "mannnnnn, we should like… make c smoke heroin!!!!!"
- and then the koala bears came and were all like...
- "that's the best idea evar"
- "because c is too simple and nice"
- "we gotta make a language do all this back-asswards shit"
- "fuck libraries and shit, lets ALL GET FUCKING MUPPETED OUT!!!!!!"
- and then they did it
- thus c++
- goddamn australians
- bunch of fucking criminals
